Tuesday, December 31, 2013

In case you are starting to feel sorry for me

Now, I'm sure by now that some of you are beginning to feel sorry for me. You are probably thinking, "Oh, but poor Charlotte Katherine is only the victim of an evil being who takes over her body and causes her to commit evil crimes!" Well, you are wrong, dear reader. You see, remember how I said that Charlotte Katherine and I can only do something major if we agree on it? --boy, do I have a nasty headache!--Well, I've figured out that Charlotte Katherine mainly does things I subconsciously want to do. If I notice that there is a pretty jewel on display at the museum, and think, "Oh, that's lovely." Then the next day, it goes missing. It probably is somewhere in my basement (The one place where Charlotte Katherine actually rules. I pass out any time I try to go down there. Once, I actually made it a little down the stairs, but it took all my willpower and strength, both of which I am lacking.)

Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that. Because it just proves that I am a bad person deep down. There really is no difference between Charlotte Katherine and I, because we are in fact one and the same.

My head is really killing me, so I'd better get off soon. I would hate fore something bad to happen, or somethi--
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Hello world.

Our name is Her Royal Majesty, but you may refer to us as "Majesty," if it so pleases you.

We are your new Queen. All who resist will be punished *giggle* Severely.

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